How To Make the Perfect Baby

How To Make the Perfect Baby is the 1st fan-made and unrealeased episode of HowToBasic.

Synopsis
First, HowToBasic places a large mixing bowl on a table. Then, he adds one egg, but then, he adds more eggs into the bowl. Later, he pees and poops onto the bowl. Then, he cuts the broccoli into 8 equal portions and throws them into the bowl. Later he adds chilli powder (but he adds more), then he vomits into the bowl. Later, he adds some gun powder, petrol, and finally, some dirty diapers (but he adds more. Later, HowToBasic prepares the chicken. First, he places the raw chicken into the bowl, then he inserts a full diaper into the chicken, later - a rotten egg (but he inserts more), and finally adds rotten milk to the chicken. Then he squishes the chicken to thoroughly mix the contents inside. Later, he inserts a Barbie doll into the chicken (but he didn't forget to show her head from the ckicken!). Later, he places the chicken into the mixing bowl. Then, he set the oven to 200°C. Then, he covers the bowl with cling wrap, because without it, his house will explode! Then, he puts the bowl into the oven. After 24 hours, HowToBasic discovered, that there was a very small explosion in the oven, but the oven still works, so that means, the house didn't explode at all, because the cling wrap was the protection! Then, HowToBasic takes the perfect baby from the oven. Finally, he garnishes his masterpiece with chilli sauce. Then, he enjoys his most perfect baby in the world! He eats its piece and makes a sign of perfection. Unfortunately, the baby goes out of a bowl and murders HowToBasic, as the video ends.

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